Rude Bastards Free Tour of Paris

Paris: the city of love, lights, and a whole lot of historical drama. If you’re looking for a tour that sugarcoats the past, this ain’t it. But if you’re up for a politically incorrect, humor-laden stroll through the heart of Paris, welcome to the Rude Bastards Tour. History isn’t just dates and facts; it’s full of scandal, intrigue, and absurdity. Our guides don’t shy away from the messy bits; they revel in them. Expect a tour that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a healthy dose of irreverence. Starting from the historic neighborhood of Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we will walk to the Notre Dame Cathedral. We will cross the romantic Seine into the Île de la Cité. Finally, we will go up to the Louvre Museum, where our guide will rudely point to the Eiffel Tower and tell you to find your own way. All in all, we promise an experience to leave you confused, scandalized, and laughing till your ribs hurt. So what are you waiting for?