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Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam
Discover a different side of Amsterdam with our politically incorrect tour. Dare to join the most irreverent tour of the city, full of black humor and a dose of history. Getting ready for a unique experience is not suitable for the most sensitive.
Things to do Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam
Get ready for a wild ride through the streets of Amsterdam! This isn't your typical, boring, politically correct tour. Think of it as the unapologetically bold and hilarious tour of the city. Expect lots of colorful language, humor that may push the envelope, and, yes, a healthy dose of history thrown in for good measure. So, if you're ready to break away from the norm and experience Amsterdam like never before, then this is the tour for you! No holds barred, no snowflakes allowed.
Included
Amsterdam Centraal Station IJzijde
Café Karpershoek
Dam Square
Amsterdam Museum
Begijnhof
Bloemenmarkt
Staalmeestersbrug
Rembrandt House Museum
Waag
Meeting point
Amsterdam central station. Opposite of the main entrance is a cafe - Restaurant LOETJE. All guides will have a tiny yellow company flag.
Reviews (144)
2025-07-01 18:18:30
“A nice tour ”
This tour was very friendly and well presented. Not quite what we thought it would be based on the title. Was quite calm but Flora did a great job.
Alison (English)
2025-05-31 18:30:42
“Amsterdam with humour ”
Andy was a great tour guide and we really enjoyed it. She gave us useful and interesting information about Amsterdam but delivered in an unstuffy and amusing way. At the end of the tour we finished near an old bar that she said the locals drink in. We went in to try her favourite beer, had some lunch and stayed for hours. It was a fun afternoon and felt like the real Amsterdam. Thank you Andy.
Gary Morrad (English)
2025-05-24 17:34:13
“Great tour with Flora”
It was a really nice tour and Flora made it amusing even with quite terrible weather. She has a great spirit and I didn't feel all this time flying!
Marta Kozakiewicz (English)
2025-05-11 17:20:00
“No show”
We arrived at the meeting point, according to instructions, at the informed time and waited for more than 15 minutes and no one showed up. It was the second tour we tried to do. The first one was canceled with 10 minutes left to start.
Daiani Rosa Ribeiro (English)
2025-03-30 15:38:58
“Flora is great. Has a lot of knowledge ”
Very friendly tour and funny. Recommended
Laufer (English)
2025-03-01 13:49:01
“Flora was amazing”
The tour with Flora was fun and interesting, she explained lots of historical and cultural stuffs that I would have never learnt from a book. Totally recommended!
Barbara Moroni (English)
2025-02-22 16:03:37
“Good”
Flora is a charming girl. She completely lifts up your mood with her jokes
Hanish Singla (English)
2025-02-15 15:44:29
“Tour cancelled ”
Tour cancelled two hours before. No reason given . No alternative options provided . We were very disappointed
Angela Poulitsi (English)
2025-02-08 16:16:36
“Amsterdam City sights ”
Thanks Flora for the fun tour today. We saw and learned alot. Amazing city. Cheers
Andrew Ryan (English)
2024-12-03 12:32:36
“Amazing!”
Amazon tour, amazing guide! You are the best Maja.
Stephane Perin (English)
2024-11-12 15:15:08
“Great experience!!!!”
Thanks mara! For the great tour around the city, and for answering all my questions!
Really good experience, totally recommend it!
Andres Zubieta (English)
2024-11-03 14:19:17
“Incredible tour”
The tour was incredible. Our guide, Maja was very knowledgeable, personable and engaging. Highly recommend for a fun walking tour of Amsterdam
Angus (English)
2024-09-18 06:56:38
“Banger Tour”
Absolute banger
Tom (English)
2024-08-26 23:43:30
“Thank you ”
Everything was perfect thank you Liza for all information and for your time. Really recommend for another tourist's
Gintaras Valiukonis (English)
2024-08-19 14:07:53
“If there's a Rude Bastards tour, take it”
What a great tour with Maja. Couldnt recommend her tour more. Really warm and funny and provides some genuinely great facts and personal recommendations also. 10/10.
Chin N (English)
2024-08-17 19:30:25
“Very good tour”
Our guide, Maja did a great job!
Ana Pires (English)
2024-08-17 13:32:15
“Out of the box tour in Ámsterdam ”
Amazing guide for an out of the box tour in Ámsterdam. Really nice.
José Manuel (English)
2024-08-13 16:44:57
“A great tour”
We had a lot of fun with Maja and learned a lot in a brief time. I loved the jokes, the explanations were interesting and made visual by printed pictures that she showed us and were a real plus. She made a point to answer every question asked.
Marieke (English)
2024-08-11 14:54:13
“Very good tour! ”
The tour went by very quickly, the guide was very funny and gave us the most entertaining explanation of the city.
Our guide Maja was fantastic!
Paloma Orozco (English)
2024-08-08 12:38:46
“.”
Maja was a great tour guide. We had a very funny tour in London. We can absolutely recommend it.
Kathrin (English)
2024-07-27 14:04:09
“10/10”
Great content, perfect length, great guide!
Natalie (English)
2024-07-22 08:29:27
“All good!”
All good!
Radu-Ion Grîu (English)
2024-07-21 12:40:13
“Awesome tour”
We had a great time with our guide Maja. I recommend it
Dominik Antalik (English)
2024-07-20 12:48:36
“Rude tour”
10/10 Great time
Maya was great (English)
2024-07-07 13:17:28
“Top”
We really liked the vibe of Maja
Mariana (English)
2024-06-28 08:01:09
“Nice tour”
Nice tour through Amsterdam. I would do it again at any time.
Dirk Kleinmann (English)
2024-06-21 12:07:24
“Best Amsterdam tour”
We had the best tour in Amsterdam! Matt was incredibly friendly and positive, guiding us through important landmarks with excellent explanations. We highly recommend booking this tour.
Nastaran Bagheri (English)
2024-06-18 14:46:44
“Great and fun tour! ”
Maja was just the best guide. Super informative, fun, full of jokes, and super helpful tips and tricks.
Hvala!
Xacobe Pajares (English)
2024-06-09 13:10:05
“Awesome tour with Maja”
Our guide Maja was amazing. Very knowledgeable and had a lot of recommendations of what to do and where to go after the tour. As long as you're OK with the company style (which they clearly state) I would 100% recommend you to book with them!
David Sutton (English)
2024-06-08 13:54:55
“Awesome”
Just perfect! Please don’t hesitate!
Francesc Coll Bastus (English)
2024-06-03 13:43:14
“Great Tour”
The tour was entertaining and informative. Really enjoyed the informell presentation
Jonas (English)
2024-05-28 21:17:42
“Lovely!”
Maya was a good and funny tourguide, she knows everything i wanted to know and so kind! I’d recommend this tour to everyone who has a little time but wanna get to know Amsterdam????
Saviera Priyanka Jasmine (English)
2024-05-24 16:51:46
“Short and sweet with a punch ”
A very lively and cheerful tour with our wonderful and endearingly loud Irish tour guide Liza. Good knowledge of the history of Netherlands and Amsterdam interspersed with bold Irish humour....bang on yet not offensive...Just plain direct. Covered the historical landmarks within 2 km around Amsterdam Centraal. Worth it!
Ranjit Varma (English)
2024-05-22 20:07:36
“Amazing ”
Fantastic tour with a great guide, really fun way to see and learn about the city would highly recommend
Sam (English)
2024-05-18 14:04:16
“Amsterdam”
Our tour guide Ms..Lisa was fantastic with a very Irish sense of humour. We enjoyed the tour a lot.
Prasanna Ogale (English)
2024-05-12 14:22:55
“Great tour”
Liza did a great job showing us around the city.
Kelli Nipper (English)
2024-05-12 06:13:38
“Great tour”
Maja was very kind and the tour was very interesting
Sebastien Cool (English)
2024-05-06 13:19:30
“Fun tour with a great way to learn about the city”
Maya was great. The tour was fun. Unlike what you would expect it was not just curses but a mixture of information, all the main locations and all in a not too heavy manner with a lot of humor and tips
Yuval (English)
2024-04-25 05:15:11
“Amsterdam tour with Matt”
The tour was great, well documented. My friends and I learned a lot.
Christiane Salmain-Normand (English)
2024-04-19 13:31:48
“Excellent Tour”
Tour was great
John (English)
2024-04-03 09:00:56
“Walking Tour”
Very well organised
Narendra Sidhnani (English)
2024-04-02 17:53:52
“great tour”
different to usual tours through the city - definitely learned a lot of important information without getting bored
Anna Stangl (English)
2024-03-28 16:07:26
“?”
Thx you! Good girl! Very sympathetic ❤️❤️❤️
Matthias (English)
2024-03-25 17:06:53
“Liza was an amazing guide”
Really enjoyed the tour
Anna Geistanger (English)
2024-03-25 13:38:38
“Amaaaazing”
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Jorge Macarulla (English)
2024-03-19 07:14:59
“Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam - mysterious title, not knowing ”
Great tour, you are guided through the most important facts and places and at the same time the ones you wouldn't make on your own without knowing the city.
Andy was an excellent guide, friendly, direct and funny. She also gave a lot of tips about Amsterdam.
Time well spent, highly recommended.
Inga Bezwinska (English)
2024-03-11 18:27:22
“Excellent ”
Liza was amazing and we had a great time!! Fun and knowledge!!
Xristos Fasoulas (English)
2024-03-11 13:46:49
“Great experience”
Matt walked us through the historical Amsterdam and gave us some useful insights about how life was during the golden age and some tips and tricks about good locations to visit. Would definitely come again!
Octavian (English)
2024-03-11 08:14:31
“Interesting facts, crazy history ”
Andy was a very lovely, and friendly guide. It was really funny to listen to all the unsavory bits, put very historically but also in a funny way. She answered all of our questions, gave us her own recommendations for things to do and places to go in Amsterdam. Overall a very wonderful guide that made our trip to Amsterdam special.
Neil Doshi (English)
2024-03-06 12:35:03
“Great Tour!”
Had a great time on the tour. Having been to the city a few times before I still learned quite a bit. Highly recommend!!
Randy (English)
2024-03-05 13:33:14
“Excellent guide”
Thank you so much ????
We had a great time
Alina Kra (English)
2024-02-27 13:53:07
“Awesome!”
:)
Paulina Sardi (English)
2024-01-30 19:45:56
“Perfect Guide”
Worth doing this tour. Thanks for showing your city.
Abhishek Shekhawat (English)
2024-01-27 22:01:53
“Great tour”
Really great tour, only 5 of us but made it really easy to chat to the other people there and feel a bit more casual with what we were learning about, and flexible so it could cater to what we wanted!
Sasha Longstaff (English)
2024-01-16 09:10:10
“Cxld 30 mins before the start”
I understand you have a requirement of a minimum 2 people. However if 1 of them cancels just before that's not on me. Maybe check in advance so we are not left hanging unable to even book something else that late. poor organization
Saif Faizullah (English)
2023-12-30 19:34:29
“Great tour”
Had really fun time. And learnt alot during this tour, Mathew is really polite, funny and helpful, totally recommended
Mo (English)
2023-12-05 13:53:09
“Great time”
Maya was an amazing guide, we had a great time listening to her stories and about amsterdam
Srishti (English)
2023-12-02 13:53:15
“rude but fine”
bit rude as the title sais
Jonathan (English)
2023-12-01 15:13:20
“Very good!!!”
Lisa is a very cool guide and we enjoyed a lot this tour! It was informative and we had a good and fun time.
Highly recommand!
Voinea Ștefan Sorin (English)
2023-11-20 19:50:35
“Good interaction and committed ”
was very informative and committed in the tour.
Manee (English)
2023-11-19 05:17:05
“Review”
Nicely put up all the places and info
Raghavendra Nunna (English)
2023-11-18 09:19:47
“Amazing!!!”
Liza was amazing! Give us details of everything and explain us so weeeeell. We really love this tour!!!
Rocio Formento (English)
2023-11-17 18:12:53
“One of the best tours I’ve had in a while…”
I really enjoyed Liza’s company and explanation of Amsterdam’s history - her anecdotes are funny, which makes them unforgettable! I will recommend this to anyone coming to Amsterdam!
Angie Calangi (English)
2023-11-07 15:07:37
“Review”
Was honestly great, Liza managed to stay positive the whole time, even with a small group
Callum (English)
2023-11-04 14:42:15
“Meet Amsterdam witt Liza !”
She was Amazing! like 3 hours of beautiful histories and views in the middle of the city. She gave us a very detailed tour.
Pablo (English)
2023-10-31 13:09:45
“Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam”
Maya was amazing! Well educated in past and present Amsterdam, funny, patient, full of great knowledge and energy.
Lauren (English)
2023-10-28 12:57:04
“Great Tour”
Funny and interesting! Recommended!
Michaela Mayer (English)
2023-10-25 15:52:25
“Rude bastards tour review”
The content is not so relevant in comparison to other tours. The attitude of the guide was very nice.
Sebastian Kamper (English)
2023-10-24 17:43:28
“Best Tour Ever”
One of the best tour guide!!!! Maja was super-friendly and quite justified the title of the tour. Learned a lot of interesting stuff in a blending humour.
Nika (English)
2023-10-21 11:50:33
“Fantastic ”
We had a great time on this tour , learnt lots of interesting information about Amsterdam.
Definitely a must do .
Helen Green (English)
2023-10-20 15:11:18
“Great, even with rain”
The rain did not scare our guide Matt, who still took us through Amsterdam with a smile and good spirit !
Except for the middle picture I thought the Rude Bastards tour was very politically correct, but despite that, that was great !
Thanks again !
Louis Dubois (English)
2023-10-19 12:09:42
“Not quite cohesive ”
The tour did not seem to put a story together. Was expecting that the rude bastard title would have something to do with the entire tour but could not put them together.
Sara (English)
2023-10-17 21:50:53
“BEST RUDE BASTARD TOUR GUIDE EVER ”
Liza is the best definition of a tour guide.
She was patience with the group, (we had a lot of questions) cheerful, and a truly globetrotter with loads of experiences and knowledge to share.
Really recommend you to do this tour with that lovely person.
xoxo from Spain
Alejandro Bernardos (English)
2023-10-17 13:06:41
“Perfect”
everything was great, thank you
Yunus Yunus (English)
2023-10-15 06:57:06
“Best tour guide ever”
We had a tour with Ananya and honestly she was the best tour guide we ever had. She was so friendly and was actively looking out to explain about the places around when we were passing by. Psst, ask her for the best places around - she has the best list to recommend.
Satya Damaraju (English)
2023-10-14 08:43:36
“Really nice guide ”
Lisa is a real nice and funny guide. She taught us so many things about the city and I don’t get bored in 2hours and a half thanks to her well-woven speech.
Edith Cantegrit (English)
2023-10-11 14:06:42
“Amsterdam walking tour ”
Damìr was a funny guide with lots of knowledge
Juan Gatito (English)
2023-10-08 17:13:48
“Really good tour”
Can greatly recommend this tour! Thanks!
Caroline Hård (English)
2023-10-08 13:30:01
“Amsterdam tour”
The tour was really good, and the guide did his best to manage our group with so many other tourists around! He shared some interesting information about Amsterdam and it's history, and I recommend the tour!
Mirjana Pejcic (English)
2023-10-07 16:58:50
“Rude bastards Tour with Matt”
Tour is really good, our guide Matt showed us a lot about architecture and history of amsterdam. I've been living here for 5 years and this Tour helped me to appreciate more this wonderful city. Thanks Matt!
Francesco De Martino (English)
2023-10-07 08:02:31
“Really great tour,”
Our guide did a really good job. Tour was nice and learned a lot!
Ansi (English)
2023-10-06 21:27:17
“Thank you Liza!”
Had so much fun with our tour guide Liza ! An informative tour that really helps you get a feel for Amsterdam. Liza was incredibly knowledgeable and funny! She also had great recommendations for how to spend my time while i was in the city, would highly recommend this tour !
Jillian (English)
2023-10-06 13:39:58
“Rude Bastard”
awesome Tour
T M (English)
2023-10-05 13:36:45
“Lizas Tour was brilliant and fun ”
Her tour was very informative. She was very funny and had great recommendations for food and sights. She was also down for a little chat after the tour to answer questions that we had. To me it was the best Freetour out of all the ones I've done in many cities so far! Thank you very much, Liza!
Franziska (English)
2023-10-04 15:25:50
“Joyful experience”
It was a wonderful experience especialy with Liza, a passionate guide who excel at telling stories with a funny touch. I had an amazing time. Thank you rude bastards ????
Chaymae Sahraoui (English)
2023-10-03 08:16:43
“Nice experience ”
It was a nice experience. Not an atypical tour but a normal enjoyable tour. We had good time.
Michele (English)
2023-10-01 19:34:01
“Worth every penny ”
Matt know his stuff and did a great job keeping us together and teaching us some interesting history. Give him a good tip.
Duane Bronson (English)
2023-09-22 14:14:13
“Rude Basterd tour in Amsterdam with Andy”
I had the pleasure of experiencing an unforgettable tour in Amsterdam led by our guide, and I can confidently say that it was unlike any other tour I've been on before. Our guide, who happened to be a woman, brought an unparalleled energy and charisma to the experience.
Her approach was refreshingly unapologetic, blending humor and colorful language to give us a truly unique perspective on the city. It was evident that she wasn't bound by political correctness, and that made the tour all the more engaging.
Despite the humor and boldness, our guide didn't skimp on the historical aspects, ensuring that we left with a deeper understanding of Amsterdam's rich heritage.
The tour took us through a fantastic array of destinations, from the Rembrandt House Museum to Dam Square, and many more in between. Each stop was accompanied by fascinating stories and anecdotes that kept us entertained and informed throughout.
In short, if you're looking to break away from the ordinary and experience Amsterdam in a way you've never imagined, this tour is an absolute must. Our guide's passion, wit, and knowledge made it a truly unforgettable adventure. No holds barred, no snowflakes allowed – and that's precisely what made it so memorable. Highly recommended!
Koby Shpivak (English)
2023-09-16 12:34:57
“Very enjoyable free tour”
We like to do the tip based free tours on our city trips and the Rude Basterds Tour in Amsterdam did not dissapoint. Our guide Andy was very friendly and funny and made the 2 hour walk through the city very enjoyable. The mix of history, fun facts and some rude language here and there made everything light and fun. Would 100% recommend.
Dhaene Kestemont (English)
2023-09-11 05:51:07
“An Enchanting Amsterdam Adventure with Maja: A Tour to Remember”
I had an incredible time on this tour! Maja, our guide, was truly fantastic. Her humor, enthusiasm, and engaging explanations made exploring Amsterdam a delight. Highly recommended!
Jorge (English)
2023-09-10 15:13:43
“Troppo simpatica”
Veramente simpaticissima. Lo rifarei sicuramente
Carlotta De Stefani (English)
2023-09-10 13:31:22
“Great tour”
It was diiferend, friendy and fun. I strongly recommend Maya ad your tourist gide, she will help you with everithing you need.
Heura Benet (English)
2023-09-08 12:57:07
“Good tour”
I enjoyed the tour very much. The guide was good, interesting and funny.
Марина Керенцева (English)
2023-09-02 18:31:34
“Enjoyed the guided tour at Amsterdam ”
The tour was full of enthousiasme. We’ve learned alot of hidden details about the city. The guide was funny, and has a wide knowledge about the history and the culture of the place.
Lina Achaji (English)
2023-08-30 18:49:05
“genial”
muy buen recorrido gracias andy
diego (Spanish)
2023-08-30 16:54:08
“Andy is a very good guide”
Great walk around town with Andy. Very funny and very good content. Well worth joining
Sue (English)
2023-08-30 13:37:05
“Fun Amsterdam tour with Maja”
A fun tour of Amsterdam with great tour guide Maja. Maja had an entertaining way of talking about history and facts so she kept our attention all the time, 2,5 hours went by in a moment. We rudely recommend :)
Natalia Irla (English)
2023-08-29 22:21:53
“Tour Review”
Fantastic
Andy Is The Best Tour guide In Amsterdam. Don't think twice to book your tour with her (English)
2023-08-29 20:50:10
“The tour was really good and funny ”
Maya the trainer, was fun .
Santhosh Krishnan Narayanan (English)
2023-08-26 21:01:56
“Andy is super”
We had a great tour with a small but lovely group. Really enjoyed the walk in the old town.
Silvan Oberli (English)